Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Will this be a sustainable Trend?

So... I am a big believer in the simple truths to be found in one-liners. Combine that with the fact that they are FUN and you have a winner, my friends!

In the interest of the online community (that never needs but somehow wildly appreciates useless knowledge), I will try to post some of my favorite one-liners. Dissemination of useless information may be my higher purpose in life, me thinks!!

here are a few... feed on.......

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.

You never learn anything by doing it right.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I've done it dozens of times.

Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have film.

A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research. (My personal favorite... puts things in context, don't it?)

Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. (ummmm.... I want my misery!)

Oh... and did I mention I like green? :-)

And the title of my post has the buzzword that I predict will quickly be the next HUGEST cliche the business world has ever known!! yup... I am talking about 'SUSTAINABLE'!!

ciao,

Priya

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